Lmfao this is so funny cause my mom started her shark week and tried kicking me out of the house because I never put the twisty back on the bread. She legit freaked out on me but WTF! I’m too lazy for that shit, mom! You can twist it and put the weight of the bread on it so no air is circulating into it. Gawsh.
Dear Tyler Glenn, stay single or get single so you won’t have an obstacle to over come when I break up with my anxiety and insecurities to start making music and we’ll finally meet, then falling in love with me will just feel so perfect when I melt your heart with these infamous blue eyes that get the fucking job done. Now that’s what I call a spoiler.
Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.
To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before freezing.
To make the mirror shine : Clean with alcohol
To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.
To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes
To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair.
To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.
To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.
To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will run away.
brb, putting cucumber round my house.
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ANTS DONT LIKE AIDS?
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